eastertakesfive

So 2011 just up and left our calendars.

2012, another set of numbers littered with routine upon routine.
I don't know why, but I sincerely want the world to end. It's either we end now, or die a slow planetary death when the environment collapses upon itself. The latter will not be pretty.

Puh.

A weekly bitchslap. Every Monday.

So I ORD-ed.


YAWWWWZAA!

Ok. No more free food.

ONE.

MORE.

WEEK.

I digress, but I had 4 syringes inserted into my veins over a period of 24 hours today. One kinda looks like a blood disease, but it's cool now.
The other one was a radioactive injection. Hello superpowers and/or deformity!

If I do become a superhero, I will literally BILL the people I saved. But if the situation calls for it, I'll waive off GST and the much-hated service charge. I am not exactly a philanthropist, but I'm pretty sure if I do save a person's life, the event that you don't fucking die is worth (much) more than my bill. There will be people (rare exceptions) that I will not even attempt to bother saving, because why keep another asshole in this society anyway right? I will accelerate their deaths that much faster and charge nothing. The profit I gain is amusement.


Yes, I am that sadistic.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Strictly, the LAST contribution to the battalion that I hold so dear.

Audit. Nobody likes it, but somebody's gotta do it. This wealth of experience ain't going to waste...least not on my watch.

Hope the guys don't find a new way to fuck it up again.

Till then, 24 days to FreeeeeeeDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

I might just stick the pink IC to my forehead and shuffle my way out of Hendon. Heh.

It's true that when they say, "the dying moments of your NS stint are the longest".
Wah lau, time has been crawling for the past 3 months. Hurry up lah.

Hmmm...

If you don't already know this, here's a refresher. You're a terrible person.

Here's why.

1.) You're stupid in that you never know what you want.

2.) Your ignorance extends outwardly towards your interpersonal circumference; i.e. you have no empathy.

3.)Much like an ant, you follow what smells sweet and fail to look upon the greater picture.


There you go.





Does anybody even use LJ anymore?

At this point, if I haven't realized that continuing would be as useful as say...putting water into my shoes, then I must be the dumbest twat on the face of this planet.

So I looked back, asked myself, "What's the point?" and came into a state of utmost realization.

Wouldn't be worth a damn if I tried anyway, knowing that there are greener pastures out there.

Note to you: If you think you've found it, keep it. If you haven't, too fucking bad.


50-ish days to ORD.

Now that my liberation date draws closer with each passing day, i am now stuck between crossroads.

Do i stay here in this god forsaken land of high costs to study (NTU/UOL) OR

go to Aussie/Scotland?

Fuck. I hate this.


PS: I really don't want to say this, but please NEVER say anything EVER again. Your words are worth nothing in this land of milk and honey. Don't ever tell people this and that and do something just to land back on square one. If you're not tired of saying shit about your life, then i'm tired of listening to you talk. Always giving the notion that things could work when it clearly won't. FUCK YOU.