eastertakesfive

Field camp sums up to a list of experiences paling in the comparison to the rest of BMT:

1.) Insect bites
2.) Heat rashes
3.) Unknown bruises
4.) Feet-related muskiness
5.) The rain...so cold...so...demoralizing
6.) Your rank as a recruit can finally be lowered to something less respectable, something like a dog
7.) An ever-worsening cold that becomes a flu virus
8.) FUCKING COMBAT RATIONS THAT SMELL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT THE MENU SAYS


Ok, aside from the list above, everything else was ok. Well, it's gotta be cos i'm typing this right now.

Aaaanyway. I didn't know Starhub's introducing the iPhone 3GS. Cool, now i can NOT wait for my bro to hand me his iPhone 3G. What lesson can I draw from this? Probably the fact that when you are cut off from most of the world's happenings (say 95%), you will likely miss all the news that you actually care about.

Also, i'm pissed off that I have to fall sick(er) on a weekend, AGAIN. Fucking burnt my weekend plans. Damn that rain in field camp. Gaaaah

Ok, off to rest now. Meds kicking in.

Time spent outside camp goes into warp-drive. It travels twice as fast as time spent in camp.
GAAAH

Caught 2012. Ok, I can officially say that I almost pissed my pants. (Partly due to both the running time of the film and the possibility of such an event occuring).

One more hour to book-in. FUCK!
Field camp tomorrow. FUCK!
Entire right knee swollen. FUCK!


ARGH!

My bald head still astounds me when I look into the mirror. Gone are the days when I used to have SIDEBURNS. Speaking of burns, many of us suffered from sunburns on our scalps cos the poor area of skin used to be sheltered by a nice lofty bunch of hair. As such, sunburns being sunburns. they began to flake, so many of us made it snow during the footdrill sessions (also because it's so fucking itchy).

I can now make sounds from my knee not previously heard before! I also limp when I want to walk lazily from point A to B.

I'm currently running my second fever in 2 weeks, the tekong cough became something else. The rate at which I consume medicine makes it look like I'm OD-ing on them.

Well, hope that I get to book out early next week! Till then, goodbye civilization!

I'll be sworn in to become a soldier in less than 24 hours.

A few things that are likely to happen when I get back home for the 1st time in 2 weeks:

1.) I'll forget how to use the computer and teh interwebs

2.) My inbox will essprode

3.) My engrish will deteriorate

4.) I'll buy a double whopper on 1st book out.


Till then world, I'll be gone to an offshore island retreat!

Have you ever wondered, why must we serve...(8)

I spent the whole day figuring out how to continue my cocked-up version of Final Fantasy 7 on my PSP. 1 solution led to another and eventually, a positive conclusion was reached. Man, I'm l33t.

Anybody wants to upgrade their PSPs?
I only accept cheeseburgers as payment. Can I has cheezeburger?

6 more days to militarization!

Anybody who plays left 4 dead will know what this means. lol




Meanwhile, 9 days left till the government militarizes me!

Ever seen a floating white blob in the pool and passed it off as just phlegm?

What if it's jizz?

Fuck.

There are 2 widely-publicized things in and from Singapore that will never make the mark.

1.) Football
2.) Beauty Pageants (BOOMS)


The above-mentioned items require Vitamin F and M. Funding and MONEY.

PS: I crave for more chicken balls and asparagus pork-rolls from Tori-Q. All I can say is, "keep 'em coming".

For the first time, I was actually afraid to be on the train.

An Inspector/Train Guard/Red Guard/Service Ambassador(?)/SMRT-Dude boarded the train at Paya Lebar. I was sucking on a mint, which could literally mean a $30 fine. The doors opened, he stormed in with his key and walkie-talkie, looked at me aaaaand walked away to unlock the red-comms button on the other side of the door. Fuck. I was safe, but for HOW LONG? HOW LONG!?!

On the other hand, I'm sure many people feel that the fine for "sucking on a sweet" is totally ridiculous. What's next SMRT? You guys gonna start fining people for bringing in takeovers and tarpaus for our hungry selves/families at home? Why don't you start strip-searching for everybody who brings what's conceivable as a consumable and detain them for bringing in illegal substances?

The train rides used to be enjoyable, until too many things started changing.
Ie. Food/Beverage Rule, Foreigners, Coloured-lines (Green, Blue, Purple, what's next, pale indigo?)


GAH.

PS: this post is laden with sexual innuendos. lol.

Do disco floors smell different to midgets?

COUGHING FIT, BEGIN!

If I had gone to work today, I would be an asshole who doesn't know when to stay the fuck home to keep his virus away.
Because there are people like that.


I don't feel mighty fine. lol.

I love what you're able to find on the net.




left: FRISBEEGIRL, AWAY!
right: "good news, you have a superpower, you can now walk on water. bad news, you're still a pansy".

these made my day. hahaha

"I cook the black eye peas,
while the black guy pees.
Please wear a black tie please,
I tell the black guy peace.''



Harharhar. Ok goodbye.

This look oozes with win. HAHAHAHA

Did I just bring back the 90's or what?

My right hand's been acting up lately. Pain seems to come and go away. It's not exactly something I would call 'teeth-grindingly painful'. More of a 'why-the-fuck-won't-it-stop-god-please-make-it-stop-i'm-trying-to-do-my-work-here-hello? kind of pain'.
It's bloody annoying.

Anyhoo, work's been good. Same old dry stuff and I will not likely want to see in my life again kinda admin work. Following what one of my bosses said, "get your SATs done, apply for a banking/finance course, graduate and apply for a Management trainee immersion thingamajigger programme for 1 year at Standard Chartered. Ok, at least I kinda have an idea of what I'm going to do when I complete my Bachelor's. Not the best and not the bleakest. At least I've set a directive for my life.

Bah.

I need to sleep. My sleep-debt is piling, I almost fell asleep standing up at work today. Yeah.

Night world.


PS: Me likey new watch. Today, Casio Edifice, tomarrah, Tag Heuer Carrera!

HAHAHAHAHA

what implications will this cause I do not know. But would CNA like it if some other media/governing body misspelt their name as CUNT?

HAHAHA, just sayin'.

Night world, work beckons.

Please don't let this happen, ever.

Because 5 is a magical number.

$88 was totally worth it. My throat is now hoarse from cheering.

I'm thinking of buying the Away kit with Torres' name on it. To do so, I will need my pay. Kelly services, if you're seeing this, help.