eastertakesfive

Monday, Monday.

Don't you just wish that time was like a cab that you could call to reverse to your desired destination?

"Uncle go-stun a bit, bring me back to saturday"

Fuckit.

Just realized that sleep cannot be computed mathematically based on how much you rest in net value through out the entire day.

3 hours + 3 hours + 2 hours + 1 hour does not equate to 9 hours of sleep. It very much still feels like 3 hours of sleep altogether.

Maybe it's because of the flu OR the meds. But whatever, night cell duty sucks.

If arms were legal in Singapore, i'd literally shoot the bejesus out of every intentionally slow-walking douche on the street, sans the people who are entitled to walk slowly (i.e. old folks, injured people, disabled people etc. etc.). Also, i'd shoot those who choose to text while walking with no sense of direction whatsoever. Seriously man.

3 high key events till March.

1.) iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone iPhone
2.) CNY$$$$$
3.) ATEC trip to Thailand, land of smiles, snakes and the infamous 'ping pong show'.

Might miss no.3 though, because of a medical directive. Hope not. Sigh. 1 month in camp while lulling and idling is more work than real work.

This made my day in the office. If not for iNet, i would've just killed myself from the boredom. Sigh. 8am, gogogogogo!

I can't wait for 2011 already. My impatience is shared by all the people stuck with their 2 year/1year 10 months term of servitude.

Nonetheless, I hope 2010 will bring many happy returns for all who I genuinely care about. Likewise, I hope the new year will also bring me some fortune. I am out of $$$. I need $$$.

As for my new year resolutions, they will be exactly the same as last year's. Which is same as the year before last year's. Which is the same as the year before last year's last year. Which is the same as the.....

Fuck. HAPPY NEW BEER!

Unit life....so far so good.

Well, i'll be doing an extension of what I did in school...like photography, video production etc. etc... I really got to hand it to the commandos and the number of weapons they have to familiarize themselves with (not to speak of how good they are with them). No wonder they're the best unit for X years running. Honour and glory, tonners and lorries. lol


Life's good as an ASA, though I'm still surprised that I got this vocation. I was secretly hoping to get into the EMT course (i.e. Medic). But this will do.

Pass a test next month and get promoted, not bad. lol.
Ok, looking forward to the X'mas and the New Year!

GO 2010 DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

Why do pimples grow on areas where you need to shave (i.e. the chin?)?

In related news, ouch.

Field camp sums up to a list of experiences paling in the comparison to the rest of BMT:

1.) Insect bites
2.) Heat rashes
3.) Unknown bruises
4.) Feet-related muskiness
5.) The rain...so cold...so...demoralizing
6.) Your rank as a recruit can finally be lowered to something less respectable, something like a dog
7.) An ever-worsening cold that becomes a flu virus
8.) FUCKING COMBAT RATIONS THAT SMELL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT THE MENU SAYS


Ok, aside from the list above, everything else was ok. Well, it's gotta be cos i'm typing this right now.

Aaaanyway. I didn't know Starhub's introducing the iPhone 3GS. Cool, now i can NOT wait for my bro to hand me his iPhone 3G. What lesson can I draw from this? Probably the fact that when you are cut off from most of the world's happenings (say 95%), you will likely miss all the news that you actually care about.

Also, i'm pissed off that I have to fall sick(er) on a weekend, AGAIN. Fucking burnt my weekend plans. Damn that rain in field camp. Gaaaah

Ok, off to rest now. Meds kicking in.

Time spent outside camp goes into warp-drive. It travels twice as fast as time spent in camp.
GAAAH

Caught 2012. Ok, I can officially say that I almost pissed my pants. (Partly due to both the running time of the film and the possibility of such an event occuring).

One more hour to book-in. FUCK!
Field camp tomorrow. FUCK!
Entire right knee swollen. FUCK!


ARGH!

My bald head still astounds me when I look into the mirror. Gone are the days when I used to have SIDEBURNS. Speaking of burns, many of us suffered from sunburns on our scalps cos the poor area of skin used to be sheltered by a nice lofty bunch of hair. As such, sunburns being sunburns. they began to flake, so many of us made it snow during the footdrill sessions (also because it's so fucking itchy).

I can now make sounds from my knee not previously heard before! I also limp when I want to walk lazily from point A to B.

I'm currently running my second fever in 2 weeks, the tekong cough became something else. The rate at which I consume medicine makes it look like I'm OD-ing on them.

Well, hope that I get to book out early next week! Till then, goodbye civilization!

I'll be sworn in to become a soldier in less than 24 hours.

A few things that are likely to happen when I get back home for the 1st time in 2 weeks:

1.) I'll forget how to use the computer and teh interwebs

2.) My inbox will essprode

3.) My engrish will deteriorate

4.) I'll buy a double whopper on 1st book out.


Till then world, I'll be gone to an offshore island retreat!

Have you ever wondered, why must we serve...(8)

I spent the whole day figuring out how to continue my cocked-up version of Final Fantasy 7 on my PSP. 1 solution led to another and eventually, a positive conclusion was reached. Man, I'm l33t.

Anybody wants to upgrade their PSPs?
I only accept cheeseburgers as payment. Can I has cheezeburger?

6 more days to militarization!

Anybody who plays left 4 dead will know what this means. lol




Meanwhile, 9 days left till the government militarizes me!

Ever seen a floating white blob in the pool and passed it off as just phlegm?

What if it's jizz?

Fuck.

There are 2 widely-publicized things in and from Singapore that will never make the mark.

1.) Football
2.) Beauty Pageants (BOOMS)


The above-mentioned items require Vitamin F and M. Funding and MONEY.

PS: I crave for more chicken balls and asparagus pork-rolls from Tori-Q. All I can say is, "keep 'em coming".

For the first time, I was actually afraid to be on the train.

An Inspector/Train Guard/Red Guard/Service Ambassador(?)/SMRT-Dude boarded the train at Paya Lebar. I was sucking on a mint, which could literally mean a $30 fine. The doors opened, he stormed in with his key and walkie-talkie, looked at me aaaaand walked away to unlock the red-comms button on the other side of the door. Fuck. I was safe, but for HOW LONG? HOW LONG!?!

On the other hand, I'm sure many people feel that the fine for "sucking on a sweet" is totally ridiculous. What's next SMRT? You guys gonna start fining people for bringing in takeovers and tarpaus for our hungry selves/families at home? Why don't you start strip-searching for everybody who brings what's conceivable as a consumable and detain them for bringing in illegal substances?

The train rides used to be enjoyable, until too many things started changing.
Ie. Food/Beverage Rule, Foreigners, Coloured-lines (Green, Blue, Purple, what's next, pale indigo?)


GAH.

PS: this post is laden with sexual innuendos. lol.

Do disco floors smell different to midgets?

COUGHING FIT, BEGIN!

If I had gone to work today, I would be an asshole who doesn't know when to stay the fuck home to keep his virus away.
Because there are people like that.


I don't feel mighty fine. lol.

I love what you're able to find on the net.




left: FRISBEEGIRL, AWAY!
right: "good news, you have a superpower, you can now walk on water. bad news, you're still a pansy".

these made my day. hahaha

"I cook the black eye peas,
while the black guy pees.
Please wear a black tie please,
I tell the black guy peace.''



Harharhar. Ok goodbye.